From: blakes7-d-request@lysator.liu.se Subject: blakes7-d Digest V99 #347 X-Loop: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se X-Mailing-List: archive/volume99/347 Precedence: list MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/digest; boundary="----------------------------" To: blakes7-d@lysator.liu.se Reply-To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se ------------------------------ Content-Type: text/plain blakes7-d Digest Volume 99 : Issue 347 Today's Topics: [B7L] Re: Happy Holidays! [B7L] Some Christmas silliness [B7L] Replacement filk for one that needs to simmer a bit longer Re: [B7L] Some Christmas silliness ------------------------------ Date: Mon, 20 Dec 1999 23:59:42 EST From: Bizarro7@aol.com To: Blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Re: Happy Holidays! Message-ID: <0.e8eb041b.2590633e@aol.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Annie went crazy today and uploaded a gazillion new items to our ongoing eBay auction. Check out the latest stuff at the link: eBay View About Me for ashton7 (http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/ashton7/). Good luck! ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 06:14:51 -0800 From: mistral@ptinet.net To: B7 List Subject: [B7L] Some Christmas silliness Message-ID: <385F8B5B.AC4186A1@ptinet.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Merry Christmas!!! (Happy Chanukah, Kwaanza, etc.) The list has been very quiet lately, I suppose from school breaks and holiday activities, and my poor brain cells (all thirteen of them) have had to entertain themselves. On a vote of seven to five (with one abstention) they've decided to inflict the results on you. The tune is Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. You have to repeat the last four bars of music (preferably with a ritardando) to make the words fit, but that's frequently done when singing Rudolph. ** Vila, the Red-Nosed Rebel ** Vila, the red-nosed rebel, Drunk upon one Christmas Eve, Stumbling onto the flight deck Saw things he could not believe: There on the forward viewscreen Lights flashed out a Christmas tree; Jenna had baked some cookies She was serving 'round with tea. Gan was hanging mistletoe over Jenna's chair; Cally wore a reindeer suit, sporting antlers in her hair. Orac and Zen sang carols, And Avon was hugging Blake; That's when the drunken rebel Knew he'd made a big mistake! Next Christmas Eve, thought Vila, I'll stop at ONE slice of cake! * I wish you all a safe and happy holiday season. Mistral -- "And for my next trick, I shall swallow my other foot."--Vila ------------------------------ Date: Wed, 22 Dec 1999 09:00:41 EST From: "Joanne MacQueen" To: blakes7@lysator.liu.se Subject: [B7L] Replacement filk for one that needs to simmer a bit longer Message-ID: <19991221220041.61721.qmail@hotmail.com> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed ...the things you think of walking through carparks, possibly as darker echoes of US thought waves (Hello, Mistral, I didn't know you were telepathic ). Sarcophagus Carol (tune: We Three Kings of Orient Are) By this ring the power have I Life I crave in unending supply Wait eternal Wait infernal 'Til my pain's end draws nigh Oh, ship of wonder, ship in flight Draw ye close, bring them to sight Bring her near me, let her hear me Take me from this endless night Green I wear, your life to renew Loneliness in mind to see through Seek communion Minds' reunion Source of a soul for you Red my robes, to guard and to guide Seeking out, refuse I to hide Stand and fight By day, by night In your strength I must abide Blue for me, and music I make Lyre I wield for sweet lyric's sake Notes for blending Song ascending Until my heart you break Brown I have, for I play the fool Mime and magic ever my tool Thief submerging Clown the urging Helpless against your rule Black is mine, a colour of dread Come I late to honour the dead Think you banish 'Though I vanish I cast you out instead Until I post again Regards Joanne ...Let us in the golden weather Gather Christmas bush together ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------ Date: Tue, 21 Dec 1999 19:29:30 +0000 From: Steve Kilbane To: B7 List Subject: Re: [B7L] Some Christmas silliness Message-Id: <199912211929.TAA28587@whitecrow.demon.co.uk> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii > Merry Christmas!!! > (Happy Chanukah, Kwaanza, etc.) and "Look out for the wall." (Dave Barry) > The tune is Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Right, then... Avon the Rebel Leader Had a very big ego But you would never call him A shining knight or hero All of the other rebels didn't seem to use their brains They couldn't tell that Avon Was a little bit insane Then one final crashdown site Gauda Prime, they say Avon with his gun just cried ``Did you betray me?'' And then fired Now all the other rebels Are pushing up daisies But Avon the Rebel Leader Is ready for the next series steve -------------------------------- End of blakes7-d Digest V99 Issue #347 **************************************